Northwest press release of the month (last month), no matter if it's technically a blog post rather than a release. It's from the Washington attorney general's office.
The lead: "This news may leave you wondering, what, exactly, is (or was) the Kardashian Kard? In short, it’s a debit card emblazoned with the images of three attractive, if slightly vacant, media darlings: Kim, Kloe and Kourtney. I’m guessing that the Kardashians, known for their plasticity, didn’t immediately grasp the irony of being depicted on pieces of plastic."
And gets even better from there ...