Oregon Republicans want to you do know that former President Donald Trump did not foment insurrection against the United States government with inflammatory rhetoric.
Nonetheless, they apparently think fomenting insurrection against the United States government with inflammatory rhetoric might be a damn fine idea.
The Oregon Republican Party released a resolution Jan. 19 that insists Democrats and a handful of turncoat Republicans want to establish “a dictatorship void of all cherished freedoms and liberties.” President Joe Biden apparently plans to help by clamping down on all political political opposition by labeling conservative groups as terrorist organizations and rounding up critics without due process.
“The entire way of life and the entire economic future of Oregon and America is under attack,” reads the resolution.
So now is clearly not the time to convict the former president of incitement to insurrection. Surrounded by enemies and traitors out to stomp us all under their Stalinist heel with their wild accusations of inciting people to insurrection, this is a time to listen to reason and calm down.
This whole idea that a conservative mob was whipped into an hysterical frenzy by Trump or anyone else is pure hogwash. Conservatives are famously sober-minded, peaceful and rational folk not given to fits of emotion. Told that Democrats want to take away all their cherished freedoms and liberties, they would stay home and reserve judgment — at least until after the “Best of Alex Jones” marathon.
There must be another explanation. And there is. Strap yourself in. It’s a corker.
“There is growing evidence that the violence at the Capitol was a ‘false flag’ operation designed to discredit President Trump, his supporters and all conservative Republicans,” according to last week’s resolution. (By “growing evidence,” by the way, they mean as reported by such nefariously objective news outlets as the Epoch Times.)
You know, for a bunch of “libtards,” those Democrats and their co-conspirators really are tricky devils.
Trump apparently played right into their hands, Even before he was elected in 2016, he said over and over the only way he could lose was if the election was rigged. He did his best to keep the electoral process on the up and up, going so far as to extort the president of Ukraine for dirt on Biden.
As the 2020 election loomed, he pre-emptively blamed mail-in ballots and tried to hobble the postal service. When that failed, and he lost to Biden anyway, he insisted the election was stolen — in defiance of all the facts. He launched some 86 lawsuits to overturn the results, all but one of which failed. He asked, surreptitiously he thought, Georgia election officials to give him the votes he needed to take back the state.
Before Congress met to certify the election results, he told his supporters to come to D.C. for a rally he promised would be “wild.” During the rally, he exhorted the crowd to march on the Capitol to overturn the election. Then those evil Democrats unleashed their master plan.
They replaced hundreds, if not thousands, of members of the original crowd and violently attacked the Capitol. This is where it gets truly cunning. They managed to convince hundreds of genuinely conservative seditionists caught on camera to admit to their crimes.
Of course, Oregon Republicans are not advocating armed insurrection against the legally established government. And neither did former President Trump. They just want you to know that you and everything you hold dear is about to be plunged into a merciless dictatorship, and you will likely be rounded up without charges and separated from your family — like some sort of Latinx refugee under the previous administration. But they don’t expect you to do anything about it.
Fortunately, you don’t have to. None of this is going to happen. It’s all caca. Even if the guy you supported didn’t win, this is still America with our cherished freedoms and liberties firmly intact. No one is going to persecute you for your political beliefs — unless you are one of the 10 Republican senators who voted for impeachment.
Then Oregon Republicans will call you out by name and liken you to Benedict Arnold.
Again, this is just the Oregon GOP defending their Glorious Leader from charges of inciting the insurrection by reliving every paranoid fever dream that incited the insurrection.
The truly sad part of all this is that the Oregon Republican Party once boasted the likes of Mark Hatfield, Tom McCall, Wayne Morris, Vic Atiyeh and Dave Frohnmayer.
Now they might as well call themselves the Tinfoil Hat Brigade. Of course, now is not the time to sow such division. Our nation needs to heal. Republicans can start by getting some serious psychiatric help and heavy medication.
P.S. Since this piece was filed, all 23 Oregon House Republicans issued a statement Jan. 27 against the party’s resolution, saying that “there is no credible evidence to support false flag claims.”
The statement continued, “Oregon is in crisis. Vaccines are not going to our most vulnerable, our students are still not in a safe classroom setting, main street businesses are in a tailspin, our health data is a mess and here we are, talking about a political party resolution.”
Sorry, folks, this is still your dance. And these the ones what brung ya.