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rainey BARRETT


Rather than put the important part of this blog at the top of the column, I’m going to tell you a story. Please bear with me. The point of the matter will become very, VERY obvious.

The Missus and I recently decided to refinance our home. Several reasons to do so, not the least of which was a reduction in our interest rate by more than two-percent. Most financial advisors will say that’s reason enough. Having bought and sold many homes, we figured things would be pretty familiar. Wrong!

With our excellent credit standing and lack of significant debt, we really had little trouble qualifying. It was what we had to go through to get to the closing stage.

You’ve never seen such a pile of forms! We probably accounted for at least an entire tree from an old growth forest. My count is 63 signatures by each of us. Then, of course, all those forms had to be copied so we had a stack, the broker had a stack and the lender had a stack. Better make that two trees because – in the end – the title company had a stack.

Many – far too many – of the documents had no other reason than to cover someone’s backside. Even the loan broker could not offer a coherent reason for a number of ‘em. But the one that stands out in my mind is the one that certified who I am. The Missus had one, too.

It read something like this: “I, Barrett Rainey, certify that I am Barrett Rainey.” Then I signed it “Barrett Rainey.” Of course, that form had to be notarized. Which was done by someone who wasn’t even in the office! They were in another state! But, had these forms been left out of the tree-killing exercise, our loan wouldn’t have been approved. Made no difference what our credit was or what our assets may have been or our income. We had to self-certify that we are who we say we are. Some gibberish about “the Patriot Act” as I recall. My brain still has not made the connection. Sometimes it’s best to just get through the obstacle course alive without much knowledge about the process. Like sausage-making.

Then – wait for it – all of this paperwork – all of it – was sent to us electronically. Again. All of it. Multiple times! Because the broker who started it had to furnish it. The bank carrying the loan had to furnish it. The closing agency had to furnish it. And each had to be notified – in writing – that we had been furnished it. All of it! Can’t you just hear those saws working in the forest?

But there’s more. The whole tragic point of our experience was yet to come. Everything was signed, sealed and delivered. And the hurdles, inconsistencies and lunacy of those weeks will be just so many memories.

Except for this. Here’s what we learned when it was all over. All those signed and notarized documents have been sent off to another mortgage company somewhere else. They’re being copied – again. Then they’ll be bundled with similar new loans and sold through another money market to investment companies. There, they’ll be sorted out, re-bundled and – wait for it – sold into the world markets. Can you say “derivatives?”

This is one of the major calamities that nearly collapsed our financial markets several years ago! We’ve been here before! We’ve read the book AND seen the movie! And it’s happening again!!! Add to that the news from London that a young banker lost more than $2 billion in six weeks by doing what? Doing WHAT? Selling derivatives!!!!! Likely our home loan!

Despite the redundant paperwork redundancy – despite the billions of dollars lost – regardless of the millions of people hurt by lost retirements, lost homes, careers ended and broken families – we’re doing it again! Our financial markets are lunging straight for the rabbit hole one more time!

Much of the blame for this unoriginal sin certainly rests within the banking community here and overseas. But in my view, the majority rests squarely on the intellectually degenerate Congress of these United States. Banking lobbyists have anointed the pointy heads of both parties with millions and millions of dollars and have stopped any legitimate government regulating action from putting up workable roadblocks to this kind of national theft.

Don’t give me a lot of crap about Dodd-Frank or any similar legislative efforts. What has been done is nothing compared with what MUST be done to stop this nation from going over the edge of a devastating financial cliff. AGAIN! The idiotic excuses of too much regulation being bad for business or allowing the banking industry to “self-regulate” ring hollow when this tragedy starts repeating itself.

Damn it! It’s your money! It’s my money! And – more than that – it’s our lives at stake here. I don’t care if a federal regulator is strapped to the back of every worker on Wall Street one-by-one. If that’s what it takes, so be it.

We have a systemic problem here. The banking world itself is not only capable of bringing about near-collapse when left alone, it’s showing itself entirely able of doing it again. And again. And again.

Well, we got our loan. The whole deal closed. The resultant paper fallout was sent to the four corners of our country. And overseas. We oughta just close the book on it.

The Hell I will!

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Here’s what public affairs news made the front page of newspapers in the Northwest today, excluding local crime, features and sports stories. (Newspaper names contracted with location)

Meridian schools block novel (Boise Statesman)
Legal issue on hunting fees used for wolves (Boise Statesman)
WSU beaver dams evaluated for flooding (Moscow News)
Idaho Center plan for Canyon fair (Nampa Press Tribune)
Teachers, Nampa district meet on health (Nampa Press Tribune)
Farmers markets returning (Nampa Press Tribune)
Republican forum shows heated split (Pocatello Journal)
Hearing on Post Office services (Pocatello Journal)
Boulder-White Clouds debate continues (TF Times News)
TF Council still consider transparency plan (TF Times News)

Protest at Corvallis by homeless (Corvallis Gazette Times)
Proposal out for 9th street hotel (Corvallis Gazette Times)
Pot moratorium for rural Lane stopped (Eugene Register Guard)
State seeks new contractor on tunnels (Eugene Register Guard)
‘This Week in Klamath” CATV show dropped (KF Herald & News)
Another Cover Oregon resignation (KF Herald & News)
Partial pot moratorium at Ashland (Ashland Tidings)
Ashland man enters 2nd US House race (Medford Tribune, Ashland Tidings)
Changes in local fire chiefs (Medford Tribune)
Gas plant explosion aftermath (Pendleton East Oregonian)
Pendleton fire chief resigns (Pendleton East Oregonian)
Pendleton bats medical pot (Pendleton East Oregonian)
Dispute over Port of Astoria, China trade (Portland Oregonian)
Oregonian changes print format (Portland Oregonian)
Judge set to rule on gay marriage (Salem Statesman Journal)
Wine growler fillups threatened by fed rule (Salem Statesman Journal)

Stillaguamish mudslide in review (Seattle Times, Tacoma News Tribune, Everett Herald)
Chancellor named for WSU Puget campus (Everett Herald)
Natural gas explosion at Plymouth aftermath (Vancouver Columbian, Kennewick Herald)
On Longview school chief selection committee (Longview News)
State health exchange closeout (Seattle Times)
Franciscan Health say no records lost (Tacoma News Tribune)
New Clark college campus nears (Vancouver Columbian)
Old style eatery planned for Yakima (Yakima Herad Republic)

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