|the giant worm|
The chatter by stevenl on Olyblog about designating the mountain beaver as Washington's state rodent - and please don't tell anyone in Oregon that the beaver is a rodent - is one thing.
But we can tell you right now why this second idea is a political non-starter: What politician would want to give his constituency nightmares?
That may be why newspapers seem to have been a little wary in their coverage of newly-found cases (first in a couple of decades) of the giant Palouse earthworm (Driloleirus americanus). This charming creature is reported to grow as long as three feet (though usually half or less of that), and "is albino in appearance, and when handled it gives off a scent similar to that of the lily flower. It is reported to be able to spit in self-defense." (The worm is listed as somewhat threatened, officially "vulnerable." Some people may feel better knowing that.)
stevenl offers, "The beauty of making both of these uniquely Pacific Northwest animals official state symbols is that they will represent both sides of the state, mountain beavers on the wet side, giant Palouse earthworms on the high and dry side."
Hmm. Wonder what the people in Colfax and Pomeroy would say about that. One of Olyblog's commenters wrote, "That's one frightening worm. I'm going to have nightmares tonight." (Ever seen the movie Tremors?)